Emperor Derek

Emperor Derek is the captain of the state-of-art Errant Venture, keeps himself busy with the task of posting with dial-up, spams the ninja boards and enjoys the company of his beloved Nixtyr, his jolly roger belt buckle and Chuck Norris facts. Many an IQ point has been lost to his ramblings... just evaporated, lost to never come back. Emperor Derek lives by one motto: Live By the Pirate, Die By the Pirate.

Emperor Derek has been around forever and there is really no way to tell how old he is except to cut him in half and count the rings.

Emperor Derek's new alias is Augustus. He assumed this name for a brief stint on .net after his Emperor Derek account had been banned for no reason other than Bill being an asshat.

Derek has taken over the last NAP site, turning the once beloved piece of web into a cesspool of pointless jokes and even more pointless worshipping of himself and his 'coolness'. It is a sad day for Bill, only because Emperor Derek was the only person to stand up to him.