Tell No Tales Tavern

The Largest Tavern Ever
Founded by Bonne Jenet, the Tell No Tales tavern is the largest tavern in all of the world. Although it looks like a normal tavern from the outside, the tavern is actually 3 times the size of a normal tavern. The tavern is so huge, that many consider it to be more of a giant indoor town rather than a tiny tavern. Within it lies a vast array of shops, rooms, and suppliers. To many Pirates, the Tell No Tales Tavern is not only a wonderful Pirate hangout, but also a great place to stock up on supplies at an affordable price.

The tavern was not always large. In the beginning it was rather small. Jenet opened it in hopes of being able to live a normal life as a normal hostess. However, due to her amazing looks, the great rum, and the cool atmosphere, the tavern quickly grew into a giant pirate hangout. Jenet ended up amassing a giant profit. However, wanting to steer clear of the rich atmosphere she was once a part of, she quickly invested  all of her earnings back into the tavern. As a result, the tavern continued to grow and grow until it became a worldly landmark for all the pirates of the world.

The tavern provides a number of rooms for traveling guest as well as a vast variety of various rums. Also within the tavern are a various numbers of shops that provide various goods to pirates alike. The shops within Tell no Tales Tavern are all run by the cousin's Al. The shops are titled: Al's Arms, Al's Armor, Al's Alchemy, and Al's Animals. These shops see a lot of business and provide goods at both affordable and ridiculous prices.

Despite its massive size and incredible amount of wealth, no one has ever stolen form the tavern. Although there have been many attempts by pirates and normal folks alike, Jenet's mighty heel has whacked these faces and brought justice to all thieves. In addition, if Jenet's heels weren't enough, the tavern also features various turrets as well as several explosive barrels to protect it from attacks. All those these defenses sound rather fortified, the tavern can easily be taken over by a massive army. Luckily, with so many drunk pirates inside not many armies even want to take the tavern.