Clark Jables

Clark Jables is a veteran Pirate, having been with the website for about a year.

History
ye oldern days in the early months of ninjas and pirates is when we first see the appearance of Clark Jables. within hours of joining he formed both strong alliances and rivalries with notable pirates and ninjas alike. he was a quick man back there, seeming to be everywhere at once. it was in these early times that we began to see his evolution from stereotypical pirate to eccentric individual.

he is best known in the old days for: urinating himself so as to escape being frozen alive within an iceberg transforming very rapidly into a slew of different dramatic personae, including angel, devil, zomie, reaper, and many others cutting himself open to reveal a childlike version of himself, now known as the infamous pirate baby thumb wrestling himself inside of a woman (see scarletorian)

the Exidial a few months after appearing on the site, clark disappeared altogether, a mystery still unsolved till this day. he did however, promise he would return someday, a promise we now know he has kept in full

a new dawn followed by a very drunken man When the new ninjas and pirates magically appeared, it was great as a man known by the monicker "drunken brawler". he was an irishman with mastery of all known and unknown forms of martial arts. although this man did become quite a character in the new times, he was later revealed as Clark Jables in disguise. this marked the reentry of Clark into the minds and hearts of napers worldwide. in fact, the drunken brawler is a disguise that clark uses to this day, leading some to believe that they are two different people.

Powers
Clark Jables is known to posses many different power ranging anywhere from portals, gadgetry, fencing, regeneration, transformation, complete ignorance of the laws of time and space as well as physics and anatomy, etc... since all of these powers change with each resurgence, it is hard to say exactly what his true power really is.

ScarletOrian
Clark has had many runins with this fiesty ninja over the years, all of them being sexual in nature. from the old days where she worked part time as a geisha to the recent fiasco regarding her unborn child, there is clearly something between the two of them that has yet to be answered