Chuck norris

Mr. Norris is the target of great discusion on NAP. Many Protest his Greatness but others proclaim Big Boss to be of god-status and that he coud PWN Mr. Norris any day of the week, and if Big Boss could do so Mr. Norris would have simply roundhouse kicked him. Where they got this informotion is clear, as it is etched into the conciousness of the universe.

Chuck Norris once wrangled with a cave man, Big Boss told them all to "Get a damn job", thus creating modern man.